Raspberry Pi Projects
- Programmed a Raspberry Pi to open my bedroom’s blinds when I clap
- Built a low-budget Apple TV device out of a Raspberry Pi
- Created a TOR WLAN API thats anonymizes all data by passing it through the TOR Project
Writing Projects
Hamlet Soliloquy Parody (Julius Caesar)
To slay, or not to slay, that is the Question:
Whether ‘tis fairer for the realm to stab
Upon the regal hand of land Straight,
Or become berserk in brazen bollocks
And aimlessly dawdle. To plot—then clot,
Departing; and by a clot to say he bleeds,
The curdling of blood and crowing of tears
That Caesar shall bear: ‘tis an Ambrosia
Yearns the mighty Senate. To kill, to rule;
To rule, perchance to die—ay, there’s the snag:
For follow’t his death what chaos may come,
When we have shaved Caesar to shreds.
Must we pause? And cease reaction
To Augur Pontifex Maximus,
the lecherous carrier of power lust,
Th’treachery bland, the transgression sinful.
The delusion and dread of Despotism,
The insolence of immoral, and the scorn
Of a republic forgotten this very eve.
When Liberators might regicide commit,
For restoration? Why wouldn’t we maul,
To Flush wickedness of this state,
Save the dread of something after end,
The turning of the people, from whose bourn
his namesake designated to salads, emperors
Rendering us hands splaying his legacy onward.
For Caesar? No, trust harmony be restored!
Thus, the Senate shall slice Caesar into salad,
And thus the golden hue of ichor
Morphs maroon with mutant mortality,
And debts most inordinate of dictators
On the Ides of March demand blood
And by action Seize her!
— Suraj Anand
Couture for Podded Peas and Child Stargazers and me
A Play on Bukowski’s “Something for the touts, the nuns, the grocery clerks, and you…”
- A tad bit cynical for my taste.
The Last Verse
A collage of last verses read and ruminated
- Funny and humorous
More coming soon…